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[DeletedUser]

I light a fire and the farts explode.
My Hill

 

[DeletedUser252]

I sneak in with my fireproof suit;

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[DeletedUser]

Your fireproof suit is not bolt proof. I pick up a crossbow and shoot you
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[DeletedUser503]

I throw a net over you and your crossbow,
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[DeletedUser]

I use the crossbow to cut your net.

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p.s. miss you, hope all is ok !

 

[DeletedUser927]

I shoot you with my water gun, you have to change your clothes
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[DeletedUser]

?????? post 25?????????
You guys are all so puzzled that I sneak around you and take the hill
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[DeletedUser819]

I love it in the small hidden lake with the water lilies floating on the hill top ...

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[DeletedUser]

Okay...
your hidden lake contains a octopusman who takes you prisoner.
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[DeletedUser252]

I charm that men with my beauty ( )
my hill!

 

[DeletedUser]

Grosss
A elf with an octopus, that says everything
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No that wasn't everything. Now my men are so angry that a horde of axe barbarians make some sushi and hack everyone else on the hill to pieces.

 

[DeletedUser252]

You need a horde to do that?
I take my elvenbread and they all fell deep asleep for 100 years!
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[DeletedUser927]

Mother Earth is by my side and she doesn't like you
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[DeletedUser252]

I'm best friends with mother and she kicks you out, therefore:
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[DeletedUser]

FATHER Time, my friend, makes Mother Earth look old. She runs away.

My hill !

 

[DeletedUser252]

A woman is never old: she matures. Father time runs slowly backwards
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[DeletedUser927]

elvish magic stops time and makes the earth do what I want
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[DeletedUser867]

The Elf on our login page isn't a day over 140. And the Guy tries to pinch all of the young girls.
My Hill.

 

[DeletedUser]

Whu???? You talk about the cool guy with the big sword and the glowing book?
He comes to you and places a spell of everlasting oldness on you. Cursed to be old and yet never die your bones creak.
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[DeletedUser252]

huh? What happend with worldpeace? I invite you all to
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