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My Hill

Old Owl

Active Member
I come to you with a white flag and some bottles of good wine. In the end of the celebration you are too drunk to defend yourself.
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Golem1

Guest
I take the white flag, give the wine to the dancing elves in my city. Elves are drunk, not I.

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Old Owl

Active Member
Ops... I forgot to tell you the handle of the flag was dipped into a powerful poison... haven't you seen I was wearing gloves?
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Golem1

Guest
Golem has been drinking Romulan ale (see avatar pic on left), immune to poison

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Drialik

Guest
Is Golem a Trekkie? If so I am sorry to say that Thor the thundergod will strike you down.
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Old Owl

Active Member
out of contest: what does trekkie mean? maybe star trek fan? sorry for my poor knowledge :p
back to the contest: I spoke to Thor this morning and he don't like you
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Drialik

Guest
Well than I have Iron Man, Gar'rth the werewolf, and Theodore the Knight to stop him.
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Old Owl

Active Member
Your way to the hill is just the same that Wile Coyote used to catch the Road Runner, obviously he failed but you fall in a trap that didn't work before... and the hill remains...
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MustangK

Well-Known Member
A green mist covers the hill, you forget who you are, and why you are there.
I tell you you are a lost Mage and your children are crying for you, and
point you in the direction of your city. You stumble off and it becomes
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Golem1

Guest
Yes, I am a Trekie, but the original series only, as I am old enuf to remember it on TV.

The mist you mentioned in nothing but stardust from the Neutral Zone. However, we
have a Klingon bird of prey, which can fire cloaked, and clear the mist.

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Old Owl

Active Member
Now is the time to call for the Jedi knights to help me, they come and by The Force they bring back justice to
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Drialik

Guest
The force is nothing to my dragon riders of Alegaësia. They use spells to burn, maim, drown, blow, steal, and kill the Jedi Knights.
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Golem1

Guest
The Klingons and the Federation, being outnumbered, ask for help from the Borg. Hill taken easily!

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Drialik

Guest
The dragon riders tactically retreated to safer lines.
We ask for the help of dwarves, elves, urgals, humans, and wild dragons. They come while none of your scanners detect anything. This is because your technology can't detect magic.
At night when your man are sleeping we silently kill everyone cloaked by powerful spells.

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Golem1

Guest
The Borg, in a panic, call on one of their own, Mr. Donald Trump! He fires you.

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Drialik

Guest
Donald Trump? Really? I work for myself with allies as a warrior and I am the Swordmaster not a merchant.
The all-out war has spread itself to the hills nearby. Old Owl flees to the Netherlands to flee the onslaught of hill sieges.
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Old Owl

Active Member
So you don't wanna leave me alone on my hill, but my new hill is populated by sprites, goblin, orks and many other creatures of that kind, and they all have already became friends of mine. You didn't ecpect this and you lose the battle.
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MustangK

Well-Known Member
The Hill suddenly becomes a bog of quicksand and all your creatures sink
into the muck. Then I cast a hardening spell and reclaim it for my own.
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Old Owl

Active Member
You mistook something and your feet get stuck in the hardened mud... it will be so easy to beat you;)
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